January 2010
tumblarity: 99 ! ! !
yrgod:
1991:
yrgod:
trashleyyy:
yrgod:
(via trashleyyy)
YOU GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS
SO CLOSE IT HURTS! btw is 1991 your lj matches?
LOL NO that’s ashley she’s amor_perfecto on lj my matches is sara and she’s recreant on here but she’s actually out have a life :(
LOL FDHHFGKJH
SHE DIDNT KNOW OK
I DIDN’T KNOW, I DIDN’T. I IS SO SORRY. BUT OH SHIIT. i know...
TUMBLARITY: 110 ! ! !
i’d like to thank the academy, lady gaga, yrgod/pillmatic and all her amazing friends, marlboro menthol light 100’s, vodka, the state of new jersey and buddha.
THIS IS FOR GOD AND THE GAYS.
RA RA AH AH AHHHH ROMA ROMA MMMAAAAAAAA GAGAAAAA OOOOHHH LA LAAAAAA.
tumblarity: 99 ! ! !
yrgod:
(via trashleyyy)
YOU GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS
SO CLOSE IT HURTS! btw is 1991 your lj matches?
tumblarity: 99 ! ! !
why the fuck did i make one of these?
http://www.formspring.me/trashleyyy
BRB TUMBLR! making a lost poster.
'scuse me officer.
me: i am still kinda illegal. how do you feel about that copper?
az alex: i might have to pat you down and frisk you. how do you feel about that?
me: hm. i think i'd feel pretty good about that actually.
az alex: hell yeah.
i legit don't think i could be inna relationship.
i fucking love to flirt too much.
i really just want my tumblarity to hit 100.
yrgod:
trashleyyy:
yrgod:
trashleyyy:
that’s why i’m going to rape it until it happens.
like this or reblog this or something anyone who is online and coherent cmon make ashley’s new year’s wish come true
i figured you to be down to help, actually. i shoulda just asked
you’re my homegirl, homegirl, of course i’m down
i’m at like 86. so it won’t be long. what, whattt.
i really just want my tumblarity to hit 100.
yrgod:
trashleyyy:
that’s why i’m going to rape it until it happens.
like this or reblog this or something anyone who is online and coherent cmon make ashley’s new year’s wish come true
i figured you to be down to help, actually. i shoulda just asked
i really just want my tumblarity to hit 100.
that’s why i’m going to rape it until it happens.
yrgod:
i
wish
i
was
drunk
samesies. i’m about to go high jack some triple sec and find something to mix it with.
GODDAMN i can't wait until i'm 21 or until my bff...
yrgod:
trashleyyy:yrgod:trashleyyy:(via yrgod)
brit, when the hell are you 21?!
IN 5 YEARS
annie is 21 in 3 though so there’s hope!
FIVE YEARS?! sweet jesus. i’ll buy you alcohol and send it to you.
well really i think it’s more like 4 years but still!! omg bless your soul
mah friend, jackie turns 21 on july 4th. she shall be my in. until it’s my timeee.
GODDAMN i can't wait until i'm 21 or until my bff...
yrgod:
trashleyyy:(via yrgod)
brit, when the hell are you 21?!
IN 5 YEARS
annie is 21 in 3 though so there’s hope!
FIVE YEARS?! sweet jesus. i’ll buy you alcohol and send it to you.
GODDAMN i can't wait until i'm 21 or until my bff...
(via yrgod)
brit, when the hell are you 21?!
452 days
until i’m 21.
which means i can be an alcoholic.
until then, i’ll just kill my lungs.
ofcourse;
my mother is going to buy me alcohol and the fucking liquor store is closed. we only have half a bottle of triple sec. which i am going to fucking consume.
December 2009
fact:
going out to dinner with the fam.
nothing is what it seems.
i’m officially in a rut.
fact:
my mom got me cigs.
i’m going to hurt briana.
i still am waiting for a bottle of jack to show up at my door.
i’m just going to smoke myself into a lung cancer death.
fact:
i want chipotle or panera right now.
i don’t feel like getting dressed.
if my mom didn’t get me cigs, i’m going to have to get dressed.
as much as i feel like going out tonight, i don’t want to.
i want to get drunk and pass out.
^but that is too much work.
if i go some where and everyone is kissing when the ball drops i’ll slit my throat.
i want to make some...